Death and Destruction

Roo and Daisy have only been up two hours, but they haven’t been walked yet, and I can tell this is not a situation they are happy with. I am wondering whether ‘Death’ and ‘Destruction’ might have been more appropriate names given their activities in the short time they’ve been awake this morning:

One large poo in the middle of the basement floor

One large hole in the flower garden (right under the Scotch Moss I’ve been nurturing all summer)

One dead mouse

Three squirrel-related meltdowns

…and several head humping incidents.

Is it too early for a beer?